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First it was Tabs! Evan did them, I took the day off again yesterday for “two meetings and a mammogram.” Filler injection sites, he says! I had assumed that was what tattooed lipliner looked like.
Then he wrote this post in about 20 minutes because we didn’t have a morning post ready. Talk about a HERO. (Not Pete Hegseth.)
Good. Nice Time.
Bedtime for Bongos.
It’s weird when Oklahoma does something not crazy.
It’s not a great jobs report, Bob!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
And that was all the posts that mattered today in the whole wide world. See you bright and early for tabs!
I got to have a bit of fun with an anti-trans bigot today. They were ranting about keeping men out of women's bathrooms, you know, the usual. So I asked them how they planned to check and enforce this rule without unfairly targeting people who don't match some ridiculous invented beauty standard.
Of course their response was basically "If YoU hAvE a PeNiS, you UsE tHe Men's RoOm, SiMpLe."
Here's where I got in what I felt was the best response, I just turned round a said "And how do you propose checking for this penis? Not everyone who has one is considerate enough to wear it on their head like you."
I feel like that would have been a mic drop moment.
‘Let me explain! No, there is too much. Let me sum up.’