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Joe Biden Pardons A Turkey ... Don't Worry, It's Not Donald Trump!

Wonkette's got all your Monday news you need to know!

Stephen Robinson

Nov 20, 2023

We start with some Tabs.

How To Save Money On Groceries. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 20, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Nov 20

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It’s the next thrilling installment of The Split!

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Three

Steve Radlauer and Ellis Weiner

Nov 20

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Rosalynn Carter died Sunday and Sara brings the tear-making.

Remembering Rosalynn Carter, 1927-2023

Sara Benincasa

Nov 20

Rosalynn Carter, co-founder of the Carter Center, former first lady, and longtime advocate for mental health awareness, died Sunday in her hometown of Plains, Georgia. She was 96. Born in Plains in 1927, Eleanor Rosalynn Carter was delivered wit…

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Oh man, what is going on with Nikki Haley?

'This Is My Face! Get Used To That Face!' Says Serious POTUS Candidate Nikki Haley

Stephen Robinson

Nov 20

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So, uh, good luck there, Argentina!

We'll Cry For You Argentina, Your New President Is A Chainsaw-Wielding Pet Psychic

Robyn Pennacchia

Nov 20

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Donald Trump is still going on about that pee tape.

Trump Not Into Golden Showers, So Happy Thanksgiving Week About That!

Evan Hurst

Nov 20

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Watching the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!

Ron DeSantis's Waterloo Sequel Is As Bad As The Original

Michael Mora

Nov 20

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A PSA!

Vivek Ramaswamy Is Scum. You Should Still Say His Name Correctly.

Stephen Robinson

Nov 20

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Maria Bartiromo ain’t right in the head.

Maria Brainworms Strikes Again

Liz Dye

Nov 20

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Trump is a fascist! It’s no secret.

Trump Says '2024 Is Our Final Battle,' Wonder What He Means This Time!

Evan Hurst

Nov 20

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