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Let Us Mourn (A Different) Trump!

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Stephen Robinson
Nov 13, 2023
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Hey, my son is still out of school. Thank God, he’s in a play so he has some structure to his days that doesn’t involve smoking me at chess.

Sunday, I wrote about John Schneider, “The Dukes Of Hazzard” and “Smallville.”

That Time John Schneider ... Well, Jonathan Kent Actually, Ran For Senate Against Donald Trump Jr. (OK, Lex Luthor)

Stephen Robinson
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Nov 12
That Time John Schneider ... Well, Jonathan Kent Actually, Ran For Senate Against Donald Trump Jr. (OK, Lex Luthor)

Sean Hannity is producing a Christmas movie called Jingle Smells, and that’s about all I have to say about it. I did notice that this instant yuletide classic features John Schneider, who you might recall from “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Smallvill…

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Then Rebecca dropped some Tabs.

40 Sophisticated Walk-in Shower Ideas That Are Dripping with Style! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 13, 2023

40 Sophisticated Walk-in Shower Ideas That Are Dripping with Style! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 13, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Nov 13
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Chapter two in our thrilling serialized novel The Split!

The Split: Chapter Two

The Split: Chapter Two

Ellis Weiner and Steve Radlauer
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Nov 13
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Trump goes full Hitler … even more so than usual.

Trump Takes Speech In Direction Of Calling Us All 'Vermin'

Trump Takes Speech In Direction Of Calling Us All 'Vermin'

Robyn Pennacchia
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Nov 13
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New Jersey gets a new Senate candidate, and she’s a familiar face!

New Jersey's Non-Indicted First Lady Tammy Murphy Set To Challenge Perpetual Corruption Machine Bob Menendez

New Jersey's Non-Indicted First Lady Tammy Murphy Set To Challenge Perpetual Corruption Machine Bob Menendez

Stephen Robinson
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Nov 13
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Democrats did very well in Pennsylvania last week!

Our 2023 Election Victory Lap Continues With Gloating-Filled Stop In Pennsylvania!

Our 2023 Election Victory Lap Continues With Gloating-Filled Stop In Pennsylvania!

Stephen Robinson
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Nov 13
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Guess you can’t put a price on masking the smell of a poopy diaper.

Dior Has The $230 Baby Perfume Your Stinky Child Has Been Waiting For

Dior Has The $230 Baby Perfume Your Stinky Child Has Been Waiting For

Robyn Pennacchia
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Nov 13
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Tim Scott has suspended his campaign to spend more sexy time with real live girlfriend, we assume.

Tim Scott Quitting Campaign To Spend More Time With Jesus And One True Girlfriend

Tim Scott Quitting Campaign To Spend More Time With Jesus And One True Girlfriend

Evan Hurst
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Nov 13
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Michael watches the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!

Political Causality Loops

Political Causality Loops

Michael Mora
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Nov 13
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Pretrial detention is a terrible thing.

Duterte Drug War Critic Released On Bail After Six Years In Jail For Imaginary Crimes

Duterte Drug War Critic Released On Bail After Six Years In Jail For Imaginary Crimes

Robyn Pennacchia
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Nov 13
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Gag this asshole.

Trump Attacks Special Counsel's Wife As His Lawyers Argue No Gag Order Is Needed To Restrain Him

Trump Attacks Special Counsel's Wife As His Lawyers Argue No Gag Order Is Needed To Restrain Him

Liz Dye
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Nov 13
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Trump remains a monster.

Are We Grasping What Donald Trump Really Wants To Do To America? Is It Clear Yet?

Are We Grasping What Donald Trump Really Wants To Do To America? Is It Clear Yet?

Evan Hurst
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Nov 13
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Such a hateful sad joyless bigot.

One Million Moms To Boycott Macy's Parade Over LGBTQ+ People In Broadway Shows

One Million Moms To Boycott Macy's Parade Over LGBTQ+ People In Broadway Shows

Robyn Pennacchia
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Nov 13
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We’re sure Trump is devastated.

Maryanne Trump Barry, Trump’s Older Sister Who Said She Did His Homework, Dies At 86

Maryanne Trump Barry, Trump’s Older Sister Who Said She Did His Homework, Dies At 86

Evan Hurst
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Nov 13
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Still no school tomorrow! But I remain cautiously optimistic.

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