Let Us Mourn (A Different) Trump!
Here's your Monday newsletter.
Hey, my son is still out of school. Thank God, he’s in a play so he has some structure to his days that doesn’t involve smoking me at chess.
Sunday, I wrote about John Schneider, “The Dukes Of Hazzard” and “Smallville.”
That Time John Schneider ... Well, Jonathan Kent Actually, Ran For Senate Against Donald Trump Jr. (OK, Lex Luthor)
Sean Hannity is producing a Christmas movie called Jingle Smells, and that’s about all I have to say about it. I did notice that this instant yuletide classic features John Schneider, who you might recall from “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Smallvill…
Then Rebecca dropped some Tabs.
Chapter two in our thrilling serialized novel The Split!
Trump goes full Hitler … even more so than usual.
New Jersey gets a new Senate candidate, and she’s a familiar face!
Democrats did very well in Pennsylvania last week!
Guess you can’t put a price on masking the smell of a poopy diaper.
Tim Scott has suspended his campaign to spend more sexy time with real live girlfriend, we assume.
Michael watches the Sunday shows so you won’t have to!
Pretrial detention is a terrible thing.
Gag this asshole.
Trump remains a monster.
Such a hateful sad joyless bigot.
We’re sure Trump is devastated.
Still no school tomorrow! But I remain cautiously optimistic.