Tariffs! Angst! Scandal! Wait, That's NO TARIFFS! Wonkette One-A-Day, Feb. 20, 2026
Is it Friday already? Son of a gun, I swear I just watched Maddow last night! Oh, hold on, I went to bed early Monday, so I did just watch it on the DVR last night. Whew.
Friday got rolling with Tabs, as every day does.
Axios says Republicans are all angsty about the midterms, so Dok felt compelled to depict Mike Johnson all goffik and emo and stuff. We gasped!
Our friend Ali Davis has a compelling theory about why weirdy weirdo RFK Jr. wears jeans when he works out: He must have scrawny li’l chicken legs that end in ugly scaly claws. It’s as valid a theory as anything he says.
There’s always more Epstein Files news, and it just keeps getting grosser.
Strange doings at the Department of Labor! It’s a five-alarm sexual harassment scandal, or in the Trump Era, a weekday.
The Supremes told Donald he couldn’t just go slapping tariffs on everything just because some strange woman lyin’ in a pond gave him a Sharpie for signing “emergency” orders.
Do you need a cocktail? We have a bartender!
Have a fine weekend, and Dok has taken steps to ensure he actually puts up posts this time around. We’ll see you again Monday! If you can support Wonkette, we greatly appreciate it!
Do I feel brave enough to hope that this is the faintest ray of dawn.....
God I am so tired of keeping up with this shit, day after day. Is anyone tracking the remdesivir treatment intervals to know when we will get a break for a few days?
I remember there were enough slow weeks where Robyn could do a witchcraft deep dive alongside Evan's ill-advised forays into gay Republican fan *fiction (like the Aaron Schock / Paul Ryan trysts)
*I am not asking for more of this by the way. It just is a good illustrator of the warp speed I feel like I am living now compared to back then
TG..