Oh hey, it’s the last day of August, which means we are two months and change from the midterms. Everybody’s eyes on the ball? Good.
Here are some Monday stories:
Tabs:
Feels like they made this rule for somebody specific, but who knows.
Of course Ted Cruz is in this post.
Welp.
Dork.
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