Oh hey, it’s the last day of August, which means we are two months and change from the midterms. Everybody’s eyes on the ball? Good.
Here are some Monday stories:
Tabs:
Feels like they made this rule for somebody specific, but who knows.
Of course Ted Cruz is in this post.
Welp.
Dork.
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I just started watching a Japanese TV series about the life of Tokugawa Ieyasu, the warlord who united Japan and ended the long period of civil wars. The actor playing Ieyasu bears a striking resemblance to Naymond Brice and the character is another weakling unfit for his responsibilities. Weak and silly and no match for the ruthless, cruel daimyos around him, a minnow swimming among sharks.