This is entirely too many stories for a Wonkette end of day roundup!
Somebody stop us!
Tabs today was TRAINS! And some other things too!
Charlie Kirk’s incorrectly shaped head made some sounds about Taylor Swift and her child army of abortioneers.
Happy congratulations to Mr. Yusef Salaam!
Happy congratulations to New Jersey!
Happy congratulations to actors and people who love television and movies!
Happy congratulations to our hardworking union automakers!
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Uh oh!
Here’s some corporate bullshits!
And LOL!
Too many idiot white dudes on Fox with abortion thoughts, how is Evan supposed to keep up???
And now for several debate thingies!
And fuck this guy. We’re mad at him now!
Well there you have it, too many stories for just one day! We should stop writing so many stories, nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded!
Keep up the awesome work!
I LOVE too many stories! All hail, Wonkette!