Trump drew dicks on classified documents, because obviously

And the rest of your Wonkette lunchtime news roundup!

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If Lauren Boebert and some random dude can’t make it work what hope is there for … well, I feel pretty good about it actually.

Lauren Boebert Breaks Up With 'Beetlejuice' Democrat, Romance Officially Dead.

I don’t know about this one, I spit nails at Kyrsten Sinema’s hog mechanic outfit when she presided over the Senate, I do think you should dress respectfully for the occasion. OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

New Senate Dress Code Lets John Fetterman Wear Shorts, Susan Collins Rock A Bikini

DID YOU KNOW?

LIVE: Joe Biden Speaks At UN To Distract From Hunter Biden To Distract From Joe Biden Is Old

And another!

LIVE: President Zelenskyy Is At The UN, So That’ll Piss Putin’s American Fanboys Off

This post went up while I was taking Old Mom to the Old Mom doctor. We should read it together!

Trump Drew Dicks On Classified Flash Cards He Stole, Because Of Course

And finally, to end your lunchtime news roundup: GET EM.

California Sues Big Oil For Embuggering Climate, Being Big Fuckin' Liars

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