Trump drew dicks on classified documents, because obviously
And the rest of your Wonkette lunchtime news roundup!
Did you come and get your Wonkette Cheat Sheet for Tues., Sept. 19, 2023, aka TABS?
If Lauren Boebert and some random dude can’t make it work what hope is there for … well, I feel pretty good about it actually.
I don’t know about this one, I spit nails at Kyrsten Sinema’s hog mechanic outfit when she presided over the Senate, I do think you should dress respectfully for the occasion. OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
DID YOU KNOW?
And another!
This post went up while I was taking Old Mom to the Old Mom doctor. We should read it together!
And finally, to end your lunchtime news roundup: GET EM.
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It's so sad when it looks like I have a personal email from REBECCA SCHOENKOPF and it turns out just to be a link to Wonkette.
Am I trapped in another orphan thread? This is like that episode of Star Trek where Kirk is supposed to beam down to the planet's surface, but he ends up on a completely empty Enterprise! Empty except for the one hot girl, of course, because reasons.