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Trump Thumped!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Sep 27, 2023

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Eric Trump has a Zillow porn mental breakdown!

Eric Trump Will Tweet Zillow Porn Until Mean Judge Agrees Saudi Arabia Could Buy Trump Trash Palace For One Billion Dollars

Evan Hurst

Sep 27

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Screwing the poor and children for a larf.

House GOP Might Consider Funding Government If You'll Let Them Watch Some Poor Kids Starve

Stephen Robinson

Sep 27

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Hey, so, just between us, we think Kyrsten Sinema’s gone batty.

Kyrsten Sinema's Totally Real Not At All Made Up Perfect Plan For FLAWLESS VICTORY

Stephen Robinson

Sep 27

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Hey, Henry Cuellar, you ain’t Secretary Mayor Pete. Stay off Fox News.

Democrat Henry Cuellar Knows What ‘Border Crisis’ Needs: For Him To Go On Fox News And Bash Biden

Stephen Robinson

Sep 27

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This is an unsettling trend.

Surprise, Dallas Voters, The Democratic Mayor You Elected Is A Republican Now!

Stephen Robinson

Sep 27

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The LGBTQ+ community exists, no matter what this asshole says.

Florida School District Orders Librarians To Purge All Books With LGBTQ+ Characters

Doktor Zoom

Sep 27

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Trump is up all the creeks. We love it!

Trump Just Got The 'Corporate Death Penalty' In New York, And It Is HI-LARIOUS.

Evan Hurst

Sep 27

Trump Just Got The 'Corporate Death Penalty' In New York, And It Is HI-LARIOUS.

The thing to understand about the partial summary judgment against Donald Trump, his two grown idiot boys and his companies that just came out of New York state is that they’re all absolutely fucked. And though there will still be a trial, a lot of the important part is pretty much over.

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Just feed the kids already!

John Fetterman, Senate Dems Gonna Wipe Out 'Student Lunch Debt,' Give Everybody Eat

Doktor Zoom

Sep 27

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Trump's Lawyers Seem Kinda Scared Of What's About To Happen To Him

Evan Hurst

Sep 27

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Sitting is the opposite of liveblogging the Republican debate.

We’re Not Liveblogging The Republican Debate

Sep 27

Listen, real talk. There is a Republican debate tonight. The heavily indicted frontrunner is not participating, and if he doesn’t have to go, neither do we. This time it’s on Fox Business, but yet again it’s not streaming on YouTube or anything, just on the TV and on NaziChristianMingle or Rumble or whatever it’s called.

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