Did you come and get your Tabs?
Eric Trump has a Zillow porn mental breakdown!
Screwing the poor and children for a larf.
Hey, so, just between us, we think Kyrsten Sinema’s gone batty.
Hey, Henry Cuellar, you ain’t Secretary Mayor Pete. Stay off Fox News.
This is an unsettling trend.
The LGBTQ+ community exists, no matter what this asshole says.
Trump is up all the creeks. We love it!
Trump Just Got The 'Corporate Death Penalty' In New York, And It Is HI-LARIOUS.
The thing to understand about the partial summary judgment against Donald Trump, his two grown idiot boys and his companies that just came out of New York state is that they’re all absolutely fucked. And though there will still be a trial, a lot of the important part is pretty much over.
Just feed the kids already!
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Sitting is the opposite of liveblogging the Republican debate.
We’re Not Liveblogging The Republican Debate
Listen, real talk. There is a Republican debate tonight. The heavily indicted frontrunner is not participating, and if he doesn’t have to go, neither do we. This time it’s on Fox Business, but yet again it’s not streaming on YouTube or anything, just on the TV and on NaziChristianMingle or Rumble or whatever it’s called.
What time is it? Time to subscribe!
Yes, I did.
Gee thanks for that. I really didn’t need to think about Eric’s “cumsocks” like ever, Evan.