Trump Went To The Chick-Fil-A In Atlanta, Unlike Joe Biden And Abraham Lincoln
Only Trump has gone to the Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta.
Yesterday, between declaring that Jews who don’t vote for him need their heads examined and having yet another judge tell him to fuck off and refuse to delay his New York criminal trial, Donald Trump went to Chick-Fil-A.
Trump likes to do this on the campaign trail, almost as much as he likes to pose with cops on tarmacs. (The tears in their eyes kind who call him “sir,” we are sure!)
It was such a strange event, one clip won’t do it justice, but maybe Jimmy Kimmel’s recap will. The video should be queued up:
Trump bought 30 milkshakes at this Atlanta area Chick-Fil-A, like a real rich person does. The women behind the counter lined up and smiled at him, as we are sure they were instructed to do by their Jesus Bible study store manager.
Trump told them, “I know this menu better than you do. I probably know it better than anybody in here.” A lot of very fine people have been talking about how well Donald Trump knows the Chick-Fil-A menu.
Of course, the New York Daily News reports that just before that, he asked the women what that day’s “specialty” was. You know how Chick-Fil-A is, with its daily “specialties.”
He then started babbling at the camera that the owner of this franchise was a member of one of his clubs, and “They do very well, they’re closed on Sunday!” The person talking to him said “The Lord’s Chicken!” and Trump replied, “The Lord’s Chicken!”
(The New York Daily News reports that the franchise owner says he doesn’t know Trump.)
During the visit, he met this woman, who said she was a big fan. They had a moment, like humans. It involved hugging.
Immediately afterward, and after Trump saying, “Thank you, sweetheart, that’s really nice,” Trump pivoted and said to no one in particular:
“Well we did, we took care of the Black colleges, universities, they’re taken care of now, and she understands it, lotta people don’t understand it, Biden did nothing for them, I did everything. I did everything.”
He did everything. He did everything. As he explained to the chicken restaurant, he did everything. For the Black colleges.
(Kimmel said somebody should have asked him to name one Black university.)
A reporter asked Trump why people in Atlanta should vote for him.
“Because I’ve done more for the people of Atlanta than any other president by far, I’ve done more for the Black community than any other president than Abraham Lincoln, maybe including Abraham Lincoln frankly, but since Abraham Lincoln!”
‘Kay.
(Remember that earlier this year, Trump said he thinks he could have Art of the Deal-ed the Civil War. And he’s said this thing about how he’s done more for Black voters than Lincoln in the past. Also he thinks he’s been treated more poorly than Lincoln, who was murdered in the head at a theater.)
Here, have some more video of Trump at the Chick-Fil-A.
Such a normal, likable man of the people who thinks he did more for Black people than Abraham Lincoln.
One more reminder from the Daily News:
“A lot of people said that that’s why the Black people like me because they have been hurt so badly and discriminated against, and they actually viewed me as I’m discriminated against,” the billionaire businessman said.
The end.
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"Here, have some more video of Trump at the Chick-Fil-A."
Nah I ain't clicking that shit, I have too much respect for myself.
This is all bullshit so his racist supporters can just claim "Oh yeah he's not racist, he hangs out with THEM in photo ops!"
That Abraham Lincoln comparison makes me gag. President Klan Robe isn't fit to even speak Lincoln's name. I do agree with the challenge for this asshole to name even one HBCU.
"Only Trump has gone to the Chick-Fil-A in Atlanta."
We love- we love God, don't we folks? Yah Weh, the Word, call him whatever the hell you want, but he's great, isn't he? Terrific, and very strong. Big, big God, well- you know. They don't come much bigger, I'll tell you that. Strongly and very powerful. He comes to me, and he's- there's tears in his eyes, he says "Sir, what they're done to you is so- nobody has suffered like you." And remember, this guy sees pretty much everything. You think you've seen a lot? This guy has seen a little thing we call "it all". And I mean that. He says "sir, what they're doing to you is worse than Lincoln, i really believe that, and to our other great Presidents like Franklin and Rambo." And i said you know what, God, I'm proud. I actually I am. Because they're coming after me but they want to come after you. He said "Sir, as I am your witness- you'll never go hungry again."