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Here are all your Wonkettes for Wednesday, December 13!

Move Over Bag O' Glass, This Is The Worst Child's Christmas Gift I've EVER EVER SEEN. Tabs, Wed., Dec. 13, 2023

AI 'Volunteer' For Democratic House Candidate Seems Nice. You Have 10 Seconds To Comply.

Ron Johnson Has Beard Now, Is Still Moron

Satanic Temple Announces 'After School Satan Club' In Memphis School, Wingnuts Freak Out, As Designed

New York Democrats Finally Have All Clear To Unf**k Congressional Maps

UN Climate Summit Agrees To Transition Away From Fossil Fuels. That's A First! Yes, There's Also A 'However.'

James Comer Sick Of Being Outsmarted By Evil Genius Archnemesis [CHECKS NOTES] Steve Doocy

LIVE: White House Press Briefing, Let's Read MAGA Republicans For Absolute Filth!

Nikki Haley Thinks Texas Will Fix Its Unfortunate Abortion 'Dying Fetus' Oversight, Based On Jack And Shit

Hunter Biden Showed Up To Testify In Public Today, And BOY Are These Republican Losers Mad!

Wyoming Governor Being Surprisingly Sane On Climate, Wingnuts Outraged

Trump Way More Fun When He's Just Grifting MAGA Rubes To Buy His NFT Trading Cards

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