What did we learn today at Wonkette? Bad things mostly!

Afternoon post roundup!

Hi hi ho ho ho, here’s your damn Wonkette Today posts!

We had tabs!

A+++++++++. Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 18, 2025

Marcie looked at Congress! But only Congress doing something okay and not doing something lousy.

Nice Time: Four House Republicans Defy Mike Johnson To Force Obamacare Subsidy Vote

This was just … my god, what have we done?

White House Dementia Care Unit Lets Trump Write Walk Of Fame Plaques All By Himself!

Whenever anybody horrible dies, Erik Loomis emails me like “there’s 2000 words shitting on dead person in drafts, if you want it,” and I say “yes.”

Norman Podhoretz, You Are Get The F*ck Out

And bad!

Trump Finds One More Science Thing To Wreck

Also bad! I honestly think it has less to do with them hurting RFK Jr.’s feelings, though, then that RFK Jr. is a eugenicist who does not want to help disabled children.

Aw! Did The American Academy Of Pediatrics Hurt RFK Jr.'s Feewings?

And here’s the last post of the day, which Dok was supposed to add to this newsletter while I was at the girls’ school, and I guess … forgot!

Bari Weiss Will Capitalize On First Loser Town Hall By Doing MORE Loser Town Halls!

And that’s that. See you bright and early for tabs!