Which Local Animals Are Plotting To Ruin You? And other Wonkette news from today!

A short day today as folks are using up their vacation days because I am mean and make them use up their vacation days! There were some tabs!

This Woman's Awful Job Interview Is Maybe The Worst I've Ever Heard! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 16, 2023

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Chip Roy, not afraid to be servicey!

Helpful Wingnut Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) Now Writing Democrats' Campaign Ads For Them

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She could be president, Wonkette, YOU AINT KNOW!

Nikki Haley Tells Hannity All The (((Globalist))) Orgs She Would Leave If She Were President, Yeah Sure Whatever

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We’ve got this paddle. And this lamp!

National Climate Study: We're Up Shit Creek, But We Have A Paddle. So Paddle, Damn It! PADDLE!

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You guys, he’s proud of this.

Markwayne Mullin Is A Biter

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So … yeah.

Elon Musk Does Not, Under Any Circumstances, 'Gotta Hand It To' Hitler. Does Anyway.

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You know what the answer is: ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Which Local Animals Are Plotting To Ruin You?

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LOL.

Robbing Peter To Pay Paul From OnlyFans: The George Santos House Ethics Committee Report

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And we brought you this lovely End of Day.

See you bright and early for tabs!