Who's ready for another holiday weekend ... wait, that's not till tomorrow night? Wonkette news of today is :(
I heartily apologize for not giving you the ravioli story. I was just making fun of the dirtiness of “you’ll never go back,” and only like one commenter got it. Sometimes I despair of you people!
Don’t worry, that kid will always come out on top!
Oh Nikki. You’re not fine. :(
YES SHE IS — Nikki.
Robyn has a crazy idea.
Aw BOEBS.
The Pentagon too, but we already know THE ARMY is WOKE.
“But what may come as a surprise to many of them is that, believe it or not, living human children also have heartbeats. Actual heartbeats, even, because of how they have actual hearts and other developed organs, like stomachs. And because, unlike a six-week-old fetus, they are larger than a grain of rice, they need food to fill those stomachs. Food that costs money.”
Oh look surprise.
I’m trying to become a paid subscriber but apparently one can’t manage their subscription in the app! I desperately need to see all cat pictures. Help!!!