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Wonkette Email of News for July 27, 2023!

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Jul 27, 2023
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I don’t know how this ended up being my job (the newsletter I mean, not Wonkette. I know how that ended up being my job, I BOUGHT IT FOR ME!), and I’m not feeling great today and I still have to do tabs and waaaah waaaaaah, here are all today’s stories.


Your Worst Office Romance Was Never This Bad! Tabs, Thurs., July 27, 2023

Your Worst Office Romance Was Never This Bad! Tabs, Thurs., July 27, 2023

Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Jul 27
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Her Name's Not Snow White Supremacist Guys

Her Name's Not Snow White Supremacist Guys

Stephen Robinson
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Jul 27
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Are College Towns Becoming ‘Republican-Killing Death Stars,’ OF VOTES?

Are College Towns Becoming ‘Republican-Killing Death Stars,’ OF VOTES?

Evan Hurst
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Jul 27
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No, AP, We'll Call It 'X, The Platform Formerly Known As Twitter' Over Our Formerly Known As Alive Body

No, AP, We'll Call It 'X, The Platform Formerly Known As Twitter' Over Our Formerly Known As Alive Body

Stephen Robinson
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Jul 27
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Miami-Dade Police Director Shoots Self In Head, So.

Miami-Dade Police Director Shoots Self In Head, So.

Stephen Robinson
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Jul 27
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Joe Biden From The Government And Here To Help, May Ronald Reagan Rot In Hell

Joe Biden From The Government And Here To Help, May Ronald Reagan Rot In Hell

Doktor Zoom
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Jul 27
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BIG F*CKIN' DEAL ALERT: Biden Will Help The Hague Hold Russia Accountable For Vile War Crimes In Ukraine

BIG F*CKIN' DEAL ALERT: Biden Will Help The Hague Hold Russia Accountable For Vile War Crimes In Ukraine

Evan Hurst
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Jul 27
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LIVE: White House Saying Words That Probably Aren't Even 'Hunter Biden'

LIVE: White House Saying Words That Probably Aren't Even 'Hunter Biden'

Evan Hurst
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Jul 27
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Joe Biden Won't Let Texas Gov Greg Abbott Declare Actual War On Mexico

Joe Biden Won't Let Texas Gov Greg Abbott Declare Actual War On Mexico

Doktor Zoom
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Jul 27
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Is That A Quarter Behind Trump's Ear Or Is It About To Be Indictment-Thirty AGAIN, MFers?

Is That A Quarter Behind Trump's Ear Or Is It About To Be Indictment-Thirty AGAIN, MFers?

Evan Hurst
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Jul 27
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Republicans Lie Their Asses Off After Hunter Biden Plea Debacle. Also Before And During.

Republicans Lie Their Asses Off After Hunter Biden Plea Debacle. Also Before And During.

Liz Dye
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Jul 27
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And finally, your open thread, which Dok just emailed you because I couldn’t get into the back end because my mobile hotspot (our internet’s been out all day) crapped out just in time for end of day so he edited Evan for me, and I said DOK YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THEM and he said BUT THE BUTTON TOLD ME TO and I said YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THE BUTTON DOK and he said BUT THE BUTTON IS A BULLY. So here, have it again.

I’m sorry. I feel like shit. Everything’s so hard today. Maybe I’m getting my period again. Wouldn’t that be terrific.

Angry Little White Guy Wisconsin GOP Rep. Being Very Angry Little White Guy!

Angry Little White Guy Wisconsin GOP Rep. Being Very Angry Little White Guy!

Evan Hurst
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Jul 27
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Okay bye.

A button. FOR IGNORING.

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Feel better soon, please!

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Ryan Denniston
Jul 27Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Bought it for $42 and a sandwich IIRC.

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