Wonkette News of Today: Fox didn't like SVU last week, time to call the cops.
Hi hi! How’d we fare today at ye Olde Wonkette, without SER cranking out a hundred posts a day (he has left to Be His Own Boss, which trust me, I get)? Well, we made Robyn crank out a hundred posts today instead! (We did not make Robyn write a hundred posts, a couple of them were written before her day off.) SAUSAGE, WE’RE MAKIN IT!
First, we had NOPE.
Then Robyn did a Furrin NICE TIME!
Then she did a considerably less nice time!
Evan did a Nice Time!
And Evan did a considerably less nice time!
There was CLASS WAR!
There was whatever the fuck these idiots are doing with their mouth holes!
Sara had some LIFE SKILLS!
And we ended the day on a THIRD nice!
Joe Biden Up Six Points (22 With Women), And That's Before The Pentagon Even Activates Taylor Swift!
Look, loser Dean Phillips and the mainstream Beltway media that can’t stop bitching about Joe Biden being too old and, again, loser Dean Phillips! It’s a poll! Look, Donald Trump! It’s a Quinnipiac poll! It says Joe Biden’s winning! It says he’s winning by six points nationwide! It’s 50-44!
The things we do for you people.
See you bright and early tomorrow for tabs!
I'll miss SER! You guys all all great - and each of you has a voice -- SER's was SER. No one like him! And you may tell him I said so.