Wonkette news of today: Is Florida *un-Florida-ing* itself? Anything could happen!

Did you read your morning news roundup? Why not, they are THE. BEST! And they’re by ME!

Brutal Things Horror Movies Did For Genuine Reactions! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 17, 2024

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It went way worser and crazier today, but you’ll have to wait for Evan’s post tomorrow to hear about that!

Alina Habba Debuts Genius Strategy In New Trump Defamation Trial, Just Kidding She's Still A Dipshit

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Shockingly was still House speaker by the end of the post. Also: There’s a monster at the end of this book.

Will Mike Johnson Still Be Speaker By The End Of This Post? Let's Find Out!

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Jessica Valenti went to DC to speak to Senate Dems about abortion, every day.

WATCH LIVE: Senate Dems Get Earful On How Losing Abortion Rights Has Harmed Women. They're Probably Not The Ones Who Need It!

And here’s her written opening statement.

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People are saying!

Everyone Thinks Ron DeSantis Is A Loser Who Should Quit Like Losers Do After Losing

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Indiana Republican Wants Kids To Drop Out After 8th Grade To Work On Farms

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Hmmm, don’t know what was different about this judicial nominee.

Kyrsten Sinema No Longer Good For That One Thing You Said She Was Good For

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We are turning around our national infrastructure, and finally (yes, decades late!) responding to climate change. That can slide revert to the bad old ways on day one if we get an election wrong.

Climate Nice Time: New York To Replace Gas Pipelines With Clean Heat For Buildings

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A Trump election one-two:

Trump Just Furious You Weren't Forced To Watch His North Korean Victory Speech

All Future Republican Debates Canceled Because Trump Won't Show Up And Nikki Haley's Delusional

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And an End of Day Nice Time!

SAD! 'sToP thE BRaInWaSHiNg' Lady Does Not Win Special Election, Will Florida Ever Be The Same?

See you bright and early for tabs!