Wonkette's News of Today Is Bombed
Just kidding, we're not bombed. Maybe just lightly toasted instead.
LONG WEEK, friendlies! Who’s tired? You tired? I’m tired. Cool.
Here’s what we had today, and we’re not done yet as we’ve got weekend #content to make up and shit. Also I work Saturdays. And Sundays. But not Mondays! Unless it’s a federal holiday and everyone else gets it off in which case I work Mondays.
What is the point of this? Sure, why not, it’s if you are able, please give us money! :D
So this happened
and then JD Vance said to keep it coming. Did he say the words “keep the bomb threats coming”? Of course not. He said, “Don’t let biased media shame you into not discussing this slow moving humanitarian crisis in a small Ohio town. We shoudl (sic) talk about it every single day.
“Kamala Harris did this. And she’ll keep doing it unless we stop her.”
And not one word about “BUT NOT BOMB THREATS, GUYS.” So, I think our interpretation is exactly fair!
Here’s some happier news with a great soundtrack, good rhythm, you can dance to it!
and a YAY HOORAY! She’s the fuckin coolest.
This might seem like a Good Times Poll Porn story, but it might be a whole nother kind of porn story if you know what we mean and we mean GROSS.
Just damn.
Yes, this is bad!
Flowchart says: NOPE.
I threw you a morning news roundup!
And now it’s time for a drink!
See you over the weekend, we love you, bye-bye!
OT: tuned into Megan Kelly (Sirius/XM) for a minute to gauge her reaction to the debate.
My God, she is a FN loon. I don't think I've ever listened to her. What a freaking shrew.
Won't make that mistake again.
RE: Trump/Vance doubling down, are any civil rights attorneys looking into hate speech actions or ‘fire in a crowded theater’ claims? I mean after something like this 1) has been **solidly debunked** and 2) allegedly originated by neo-nazis anyway, and 3) already resulted in serious fallout, as your team noted, isn’t there any action that can #MakeItSo they can STFU? #AskingForEveryone
Thanks for all you do, dear Wonkettes!