Wonkette's news of today is so excited! Just can't hide it!
Firstly firstly, come to our party, CHICAGO PALS! This Sunday, Aug. 18, 5-7:30 at the Kaiser Tiger to launch the Chicago DNC on behalf of our pals the DNC*! (*Not actually affiliated with the DNC or the DNC.)
Some good government from our friend Old Handsome Joe!
Yes Nikki Haley, that would be better, best of luck with all that!
Some primaries stuff!
Some polling of the sexxxxx variety!
Good for her!
Well it *could*.
Sara is her to infotain you. Helpfully.
Christ almighty.
That’s it, we’re gonna lose in a landslide.
NASTY TRICKSY HOBBITSES.
OK, see you bright and early for tabs!
wish I was going - I am a delegate AD 38 but didn’t have the time energy to run for DNC. oh man!!!!
Just looked the place up on Google Maps and saw SAUSAGE BACON BEER and how could you not love a place that offers the three basic food groups?
https://maps.app.goo.gl/St2XEUxsmusU4x9e6
Wish I could be there....