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Afternoon post roundup!

This is just true.

Sometimes Women's Bodies Are Gross And Too Hot! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 30, 2024

Kamala Harris was magnificent last night. You know what that means!

Kamala Harris's Magnificent Ellipse Speech, And The Politico Hacks Who Know Jack-Sh*t About It!

and also!

MAGA Nazis Desperately Trying To Jerk Biden ‘Basket Of Deplorables’ Moment Into Existence

Supreme Court gonna Supreme Court, “balls and strikes” wank wank wank.

Supreme Court Co-Signs Virginia's Urge To Voter Purge

And these wannabes.

5th Circuit Says Ef Your Mail-In Ballots, Mississippi! Other Judges In Other States Say Ef You *Less So*!

Another woman died because the Supreme Court let Texas’s SB8 through.

DeSantis Comes For The Ob-Gyns

A tale of two late show comedians.

Jimmy Kimmel Did A Good And Important Thing Last Night

and sigh.

Jon Stewart Reminds Us Why We're Over Jon Stewart

YEWCH.

Elon Musk Can't Stop Offering His Sperms To Everyone He Meets. What A Vial Guy!

They’re *promising* it.

Donald Trump Promises Economic Crash, High Taxes, Fewer Jobs, No Insurance. How Can He Lose?

Let’s wrap up with another Nice.

George Clooney Says Boys Can Keep Voting Secrets Too

See you bright and early for Tabs!