Wonkette's News Of Yesterday Was DANG And Also HOLY WHAT!
Wonkette's News Of Yesterday Was DANG And Also HOLY WHAT!
I was off yesterday. DANG and HOLY WHAT!
I was off yesterday for “colonoscopy” (my butt is fine, thank you, only have to have another one in two years instead of one) and Evan hates sending out newsletter even more than I do, even when the news is nuts!
So I am sending you all yesterday’s posts now because DANG and also HOLY WHAT!
First I did you some tabs because I was not off Wednesday for colonoscopy, only yesterday, and obviously I don’t wake up at 4 in the morning to do tabs. They were okay tabs, nothing to write home about, they were fine.
This was very good, but no Mark Robinson on the golden shower porners!
I am the only non-MAGA in the country sad about the rate cuts. I finally for the first time in my 51 years have a savings account that doesn’t pay zero-point-zero percent interest! It pays more than five percent! Maybe not anymore though probably :(
Oh whoops.
That does sound like the old bat.
I guess not all the Teamsters can go fuck, just Sean O’Brien.
So this “voter fraud” bill will absolutely disenfranchise every old widow in the country, I’m not kidding. Spread the word.
I guess he said something nice about immigration once, and obviously that simply won’t do!
AND NOW: DANG and also HOLY WHAT!
Mark Robinson Said WHAT On The Porn Forums About Loving Transgender Porn And Being A 'Black Nazi'?
Ok, read all those and then we’ve got so many more coming at you. Goodbye!
I feel that John Fugelsang has correctly pointed out that our news cycle is measured in “WTFs” ago
You are NOT the only non-MAGA person who regrets the rate cuts. I, too, grieve for my savings which will now return to languishing in an interest-rate basement like shriveled mushrooms.