Yes, We’re Coming For Your Gas Stoves And Pie!

It’s your Monday news roundup!

Thanksgiving is over so toss out that old turkey! It’s no time to get sick.

We start my last full week of the year with some Tabs.

Doctors Warn Against Eating Your Christmas Tree. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 27, 2023

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It’s Chapter the Next of The Split.

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Four

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Trump wants you to die.

In Case You’re Still Not Paying Attention, Donald Trump Wants To Take Away Your Health Care

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No one is coming for your gas stove.

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure Dems Taking Your Gas Stoves Because They Hate Happiness And Pie

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Michael watches the Sunday shows so won’t have to!

War Crimes And Misdemeanors

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Trump is not very smart.

Trump Says He Calls Biden ‘Obama’ Because Hey Did You Hear How Good He Did On His Dementia Test?

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This is so corrupt.

Texas Cops Can't Stop Killing People With Their Cars While Chasing Immigrants

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Nothing about Trump is “pro-life.”

Trump Thinks He's Gonna Rebrand As Abortion 'Moderate' After Killing Roe

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Elon Musk remains the worst.

Israeli News Folks Sound Super-Impressed With Elon Musk-Netanyahu Visit

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See you’ve tomorrow for some Tabs action!