99 Days. Wonkette One-A-Day for July 28, 2026!
Sorry, but a lot of this post is in German because we just did a German lesson.
Did you know it’s 99 days to the midterms? Oh well, better start doing your voting!
Here are Monday’s stories.
Tabs:
Dipshit:
Deceased warmonger:
Morons:
Garbage human:
Other garbage human:
More stories tomorrow when we write them!
On 11 April, Wisconsin is holding its primary election for the November midterms. On that day, I will be working a 15-hour day running a Milwaukee polling site. Tomorrow, on 28 July, early voting for that primary begins, and I will be working for the two weeks that voters can vote in person before the 11 August election.
Do we get a red luftballoon for each day?