99 Days. Wonkette One-A-Day for July 28, 2026!
Sorry, but a lot of this post is in German because we just did a German lesson.
Did you know it’s 99 days to the midterms? Oh well, better start doing your voting!
Here are Monday’s stories.
Tabs:
Dipshit:
Deceased warmonger:
Morons:
Garbage human:
Other garbage human:
More stories tomorrow when we write them!