ARE YOU OK NEW YORK TIMES? DO YOU NEED A POLICEMAN OR A BRAIN DOCTOR?

And the rest of Wonkette's Happy Nice Times today roundup!

There were some tabs! They went out last night, by accident, while I was taking Obama’s time machine for a spin!

Is It Disrespectful To Put Up Holiday Decorations Before Veterans Day? Tabs, Wed., Nov. 8, 2023

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And there were SO MANY GOOD NEWS NICE TIMES! Let’s put them all in this Nice Time bucket! Be sure to read *each one*!

Here Is Your Morning Happy Video Of Rick Santorum Saying Abortion Is A VERY SEXY THING

Virginia Democrats Leave Glenn Youngkin With Just A 'One-Fecta'

Ohioans Now Free To Get High Before Their Legal, Safe Abortion Care

Four More Years For KY Gov Andy Beshear, An Eternity Of Pointing And Laughing At Daniel Cameron

Joe Biden Refuses To Resign After Democrats’ Humiliating Night Of Wins

Voters Tell 'Moms For Liberty' To Eat Shit

That was so many nice times!

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The New York Times has this chicken and by god it’s going to keep fucking it!

ARE YOU OKAY NEW YORK TIMES? DO YOU NEED A POLICEMAN OR A BRAIN DOCTOR?

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Oh well sad whatever.

Everybody Hates Marjorie Taylor Greene, And Nobody Loves Her Anymore, Not Even Jesus

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And here you can hang out and not watch the GOP debate!

Here’s Your Not-Watching-The-Republican-Debate Thread, For Haters And Losers

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