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*Parachutes into the middle of your garden party to remind you that Cassidy Hutchinson saw the same "grab'em by the pussy" tape that we saw, but she still worked for Donald Trump. She was there when we were ripping children from their mothers' arms for the crime of asking for safety, and she kept working for Donald Trump. She saw her boss giggling in the oval office with Sergey Lavrov and Sergey Kislyak and didn't whisper a thing about it.*

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“like a wolf closing in on its prey.”

"This is actually unfair," Giuliani said in response on Festr- the right wing social media site with obnoxiously large fonts as default. "When I first saw her I did howl like a wolf, but then I behaved quite normally. First my eyes popped out of my head, stretching about three feet in front of me as my jaw dropped to the floor with a heavy metallic clanging sound. I rolled my tongue back into my mouth like a blind, then hit myself over the head with my shoe. This helped stop the steam coming out of my ears. I quite politely made an 'awooga' fog horn noise to introduce myself to the lady, and took several pills to stop my heart from visibly thumping out of my chest."

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