Everything Is Broken, Isn't It? Wonkette One-A-Day, July 21, 2026

Maybe everything isn’t broken. Maybe it’s just our brains, you ever consider that? Trump’s fault either way!

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Tuesday started with Tabs, just like Monday did and Wednesday will. Some things are reliable. Also, an Owl Snuggling gif! Aww, cute!

Everyone Is Controlled By Cuba! Tabs, Tues., July 21, 2026

Everyone in the “Manosphere” is terrible, but you knew that already. Just maybe not these particular examples!

Where Is It That The Manosphere Is Working Out For Anyone?

Kash Patel is going to Russia in October, and it’s probably for something really important that needs the attention of the FBI director, nothing even remotely weird, OK?

Whatcha Goin' To Russia For, Kash?

Head DHS Goon Tom Homan is worried that all the mean words directed at ICE will result in more murders by ICE, so you people better watch yourself.

Tom Homan Just Wants To Buy Milk And Destroy Families Without Getting Yelled At

Creepy guys are wanking in dollar stores because it’s an online trend, yet there are still some people who think the internet was a good idea.

'Dollar Store Gooning': The Worst Possible Hobby Has Men Committing Sexual Assault For Fun And Profit

Donald Trump is very mad at Canada for catching on fire because of climate change, but he insists that’s not why he’s imposing new import tariffs on Canada. It’s this other thing that somebody put in front of him to sign.

Trump Canadian Tariff Tantrum And Canadian Wildfire Tantrum Not Same Tantrum, He Swears

That’s all the news we’ve got for now, but we bet a lot more news will happen by the time your Wonkette One-A-Day arrives tomorrow. We love you!