Heatwave! Wonkette One-A-Day, May 18, 2026

Today's stories were HOT! Shut up, Wonkette.

OH HI, it’s been Monday where we are, how about you? Below this subscription box which you should read carefully, there will be stories!

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There were these tabs:

PULL UP. Tabs, Mon., May 18, 2026

There was this weenus.

Ben Shapiro's Whole World Is Falling Apart, And All You People Can Do Is Laugh At His Pain

There were these donuts.

Dunkin' Just Wondering If Canadian Boycott Includes Delicious Donuts

There was this weenus.

Christian Nationalist Mike Johnson Does Not Prefer Being Called Christian Nationalist Mike Johnson

There was this weenus.

Bill Cassidy Cursed Us All With RFK Jr. And Still Lost His Primary

AND THERE WAS GOD.

I Am The Lord Thy God And Donald Trump's Ballroom Is Very Low On My Priorities List

And that’s it, byeeeeee.