Hey Rudy Giuliani Time To PAY THE FUCK UP and all your other Wonkette news of today!

Boy howdy there was a lot of it!

We had some tabs!

Beware The Christmas Cannibal Of France! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 15, 2023

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Wonkette Hereby Grants Markwayne Mullin Permission To Do This One (1) Shit-Beating

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This one’s hard to watch!

Texas Commies 'Moms For Democracy' Gonna Fuck Your Shit Up With 'Thoughts And Prayers' Ad

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I love an activist NLRB!

Labor Board May Force Starbucks To Reopen 23 Stores And Not Because They're Undercaffeinated

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They’re really on one.

Jill Biden Posts Jazzy White House 'Nutcracker' Video, Wingnuts Driven To New Heights Of Sputtering Racism We Mean Rage

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Wonkette is aiming for 5000 paid subscribers by year’s end, or 262 223 more. IS IT YOU????

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OH HRMMMMM.

James Comer's Shady Shell Companies Different From Hunter Biden's Shady Shell Companies, Shut Up.

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I LOVE craft fairs! I HATE MLMs!

Are MLMs Ruining Your Local Craft Fairs?

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Liz updates us on this very curious thing!

Trump Staff Handed Out Binder Full Of Russia Secrets, Oh No, Where Is Binder???

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UPDATE OH JUST $148 MILLION. Good luck Rudy I mean bad luck!

Rudy Giuliani About To Pay Election Workers He Slandered SOOOOOOOOO Much Money

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My favorite Squaderina! (AOC second.)

Ayanna Pressley Secures Literate Nerd Vote Forever With Bill Protecting Books

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Happy last night of Hannukah (we did not celebrate this year, I have pneumonia, also we’re more Christmas people. But my daughter’s favorite holiday is … Passover? Weird kid). Have a cocktail with Hooper’s whiskey shamash.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Whiskey Shamash!