Hoopy Froods Taking A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut
We know where our towel is.
What were we reading together this morning? TABS!
But other than that, Lauren Boebert, how was the play?
Wank wank wank, wank wank, wank wank wank wank.
George W. Bush did a good thing once (true story!). They would like to kill that now.
It’s Hug Your Boss Day, I’m pretty sure.
Don’t panic, you’ve got your towel and you’re a hoopy frood.
NOW panic.
Things are so hard for Barely Speaker Kevin. But HE AIN’T CARE!
Koch Brothers edition:
Thank you, but we’d prefer to postpone KHive vs. The World till 2028, and any “pundit” that doesn’t know that basic fucking fact can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut … TO THE MOON!
NOPE.
NOPE.
YES.
Mitt Romney Won't Be Senator Of Utah After Next Year, But He'll Still Be Senator Of Hot Dogs
Oh hey, did you hear? Mitt Romney announced today he’s not running for a second term as the senator from Utah next year. Imagine what kind of freak will follow him. But whatever. We guess he decided to peace on out of there while he still remembers where his
Hi ho