How Kevin McCarthy Consoled Mopey Traitor Trump
It’s your Wednesday news roundup!
Happy hump day!
We start with some Tabs.
We hope the dog survived this traumatic encounter.
They are pretending Donald Trump doesn’t exist. We wish we had that luxury.
But he won’t, of course.
It’s an energy Nice Time!
Liz Cheney spills all the scorching hot tea.
Chris Sununu has his ticket on the Trump train.
Hey, some more perfectly sane and rational behavior!
Sara Benincasa delivering the self-help we need!
Mike Johnson is a scumbag, but don’t worry, Evan goes into more detail.
Is Mike Johnson An Even Cheaper Trump-Sniffer Than Kevin McCarthy? A Science Investigation.
Here’s a thought for you about new loser Christian extremist lunatic creep Speaker Mike Johnson: is Johnson even cheaper than Kevin McCarthy, as Trump-sniffing sycophants go? Two evidences have tumbleweeded across our prairie in the past few hours that suggest that yes, it’s possible.
That’s the news and I am out of here!