I wrote a letter to Daddy! Wonkette One A Day for 3/25/26!
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We started with tabs, they were reasonably happy tabs!
Dok talked about Corey Lewandowski’s ALLEGED (lol) bribes!
Marcie wrote … well, she wrote a screed, all based on being told “welp” has gone out of fashion with the snippy set.
Hold on to your hats, it’s the SHOCKIEST SHOCK that ever … oh right.
Robyn threw a gif of Bette Davis singing I WROTE A LETTER TO DADDY into the chatcave, because people were talking (obviously) about Bette Davis singing I WROTE A LETTER TO DADDY and she will NOT be left out of a conversation about Bette Davis singing I WROTE A LETTER TO DADDY, and I wanted to make it the header gif here so bad, I really should have, I don’t know why I did not!
And for your end of day open thread pleasure, it’s a Nice Time!
See you bright and early for tabs!
I hate to be pedantic (no, really), but it's "I've Written a Letter to Daddy."
I wrote a letter to Daddy, and boy, was I sure sorry ;)