Insert 4/20 Joke Here! Wonkette One-A-Day for The Day That Today Is!

Afternoon post roundup, time for a drink.

Hello hello, it is Wonkette One A Day time!

Here some tabs, there some tabs:

Back On Up While I Roll Up My Sleeves: Tabs, Mon. April 20, 2026

KA$HLOL Patel is SUING.

Kash Patel Gonna Sue The Atlantic For Aggravated Reporting About Kash Patel

Rogan being a bad influence.

Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now

Sunday shows:

Trump's War Crimes Threats Not War Crimes Threats, Say Sunday Show Republicans

Palantir, totally cool, totally normal, seem like nice guys.

Palantir Manifesto Is Here To Give Literally Everyone The Creeps

Wouldn’t this be something?

Can Penn & Teller Magically Get SCOTUS To Consider Wrongful Conviction Appeal?

Y al final.

Toddler Sent To Room While Grownups Talk

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