Many News! Much Cats! Today in Wonkette!

They’re good hotel fails though.

OMG You Won't Believe These Hotel Fails! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 4, 2024

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What’s that German word for vicarious embarrassment again?

Whoever's Coming To RFK Jr.'s Circle Jerk Birthday Party, It Ain't Dionne Warwick

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Reeks, all of them.

Last Sorry House Republican Crawls On Belly To Endorse Man Who Bragged He 'Killed Him'

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These people already been thrown out on their asses by the good people of Pennsylvania.

Disgraced Ousted Moms 4 Liberty PA School Board 'Hosed Down' Superintendent Crony With $700,000 Cash

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Hey SER and Dok, I said, make a spreadsheet of all the gubernatorial/Senate races so we make sure not to forget any! SER been on a tear.

Should Florida Re-Elect Crypt-Keeper Rick Scott, Or Elect This Nice Democrat Lady Who Isn't That?

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MEERKAT LIBEL.

Love It When Trump's Dipshit Lawyers Confirm Maggie Haberman's Reporting About How Scared He Is Right Now

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It’s news and it’s also not news, and here’s what you need to know.

What You Need (Or Don't Need!) To Know About The Epstein Documents.

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This is some weak shit even for George Will.

Left And George Will Have Found The Real Fascist Dictator, Can You Guess It Is Joe Biden

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In this case you are rooting for Dan Crenshaw, I mean, barely.

All Fun And Games Until Dan Crenshaw Says Jesse Watters Looks Like He Pees Sitting Down

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Masks on, folks.

Study: Hydroxychloroquine Maybe Killed About 17,000 People During The First Wave Of COVID

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Hey are there any other questions about “Constitution” and “president” coming up lately?

It's Okay If Foreign Governments Give The President Minimum Of $7.8 Million While He's In Office If It's Trump Right?

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