Monday Again. Wonkette One-A-Day for Aug. 10, 2026!

Aug 10, 2026

84 days to the midterms, y’all!

Here are Monday’s stories:

Tabs:

11:03 AM

Good man:

1:02 PM

Labor:

3:05 PM

Complainer:

4:56 PM

Neckbeard:

7:02 PM

Do they get free Totino’s Pizza Rolls too?

8:38 PM

More stories tomorrow when we write them!

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