Morning Will? Morning Won’t? Wonkette One-A-Day for Sept. 21, 2026!

Sep 21, 2026

Hahaha, we have a 12-year-old’s sense of humor, so that hasn’t changed. (We are making morning wood jokes because of Pete Hegseth.)

Here are some Monday stories:

Morning tabs:

11:01 AM

Morning Natalie:

1:14 PM

Morning GI Joe Fort:

2:24 PM

Morning wankers:

4:33 PM

Morning Sunday shows:

6:50 PM

Morning wood!

8:53 PM

More stories tomorrow when we write them! In the morning!

Send Wonkette to a friend I guess?