Hello hello! Greetings from me! AND A SECRET.
We began the morning with some pretty good tabs!
Evan wrote about the Florida primaries! He was funny! Which you’d never expect!
Somebody emailed us “how can a building be a communist” and HENGHHHH?
Dems not feckless! Mostly! (Oh Hakeem.)
Yeah nah, nobody thinks they’re fucking, MAGA, nobody’s impugning her chastity. We’re saying GIRL BUGEYED CRAZY.
Okay, you guys ready for a SECRET?
YAYYYYYYYYY :D :D :D :D :D :D D:
See you bright and early for tabs!
OH NO I shot my wad too soon and left out Dok's delightful Mamdani EOD! https://www.wonkette.com/p/zohran-mamdani-tempts-parents-into
The more the merrier.