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Hi hi hi, it has been a whole day since we realized we should make “Wonkette One A Day” the one post a day with all the links, for those of you who ain’t want soooo many emails a day! And we’re doing it TWICE IN A ROW! See the end for how to do that! TWICE!
Don’t miss this morning’s tabs, it had pictures of ROME!
Glenn Beck is stupid, and jacked-muscle-T George Washington is dumb.
What would you do if you didn’t have Evan to read all that dick’s stupid “Truths” so you didn’t have to?
This seems illegal!
All of this is bad, but there’s a few bright fight-back spots in there, so.
And THIS is happy happy Nice Time!
And the nicest time of all? You got it: THIS GUY!
And that’s all we’ve got to say today!
Remember to pop by in the am for tabs! No Rome pictures tomorrow though, :(
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Far Out ‼️ Thanks for sharing and will Definitely reStack ASAP 💯👍
It’s honestly heroic how Wonkette reads every unhinged thing these people say so the rest of us can keep our blood pressure below volcano levels. Today’s lineup felt like the universe whispering, “Yes, everything is terrible, but also: look, a few people in government can still read and tie their shoes.”
Also thank you for the single-email option. My inbox was starting to look like the January 6 evidence room.