Wonkette just finally figured out to do "one a day" for a newsletter with all its posts.
A duh duh duh!
If you’re getting too many posts from us, just turn off “wonkette” and “tabs” (keep tabs) and all the others, and turn on “Wonkette One A Day” instead! It’ll tell you how to do that at the end of the post!
Here’s today’s posts, suckas!
Evan did your tabs! They were Glenn Beck George Washington Robot Boner tabs!
Gary was mean to Alina Habba! What’d she ever do to him???
Marcie did some business reporting, did you know she was an econ major? I found that out last month when I was like “how come all your economy stuff is always so good and interesting?” and she was like “derp!”
Supreme Court PROBABLY gonna let him Boy King some more, PROBABLY.
It does be like that sometimes lately, Robyn!
Blargh.
A Nice Time! A Nice Time! We’re ending the day with a Nice Time :D
I'm with the "more posts" crowd. Multiple emails from Wonkette makes me feel loved.
MORE POSTS!!
MORE POSTS!!