Wonkette news of the day: Let's go do some crimes!
Let's go get sushi and not pay.
Did you come and get your tabs? (It is the law.)
Energizer Bunny just keeps going. (And we haven’t even gotten to today’s in-court shitshow. Maybe we will! Maybe we won’t!)
This is a good SERies! There’ll be another tomorrow!
Well, bye.
There’s a TON of terrible abortion news this week. I’m glad it’s just the right amount for someone.
So this was “fun”!
This was infuriating.
Robyn has been training for this *her whole life*.
Well that’s sad.
”Let’s go do some crimes!” “Yeah, let’s go get sushi to Target and not pay!”
See you bright and early tomorrow, for tabs!
Yeah... Yeah! Let's go get sushi ... and NOT PAY!
That is my favorite movie quote of all time, but I always think no one will get it. Can't tell you how happy it makes me to see it at the top of your newsletter!