No roundup yesterday because I accidentally sent you just about each one of our actual posts! Today I did not, you are welcome! Here is every news that happened today!
There was your morning news brief, le tabs!
Meet your new president, this guy!
Kyrsten Sinema fucked off :(
We told Dean Phillips to fuck off!
And then he fucked off!
They should not do that, I think.
Also that not doing should: The New York Times!
Hmmm, wonder why they need so much security, no reason probs.
I’m not putting any money down, but:
Bless her heart.
Your Wonkette temporary tattoos? AQUI!
There you have it, all the news that happened in the entire world. See you bright and early for tabs!
I unsubscribed to everything except the roundup, so I got NOTHING!
That's cool; I read it all anyway. 🙂