Wonkette today: Kisses OF LOVE!
You know what I haven’t done lately? Sent you a LOVE NOTE of THANKS and HAPPINESS!
Well I’m NOT TODAY EITHER, you BIG JERKS! Instead, it’s your roundup, just like every day except when I forget or don’t feel like it!
Here were your tabs! I have been informed my tabs are the best morning news roundup in the ENTIRE INTERNET.
Man they just keep going don’t they!
:D :D :D
This was hilarious. Unlike poor Rob Schneider :/
This was really sweet, because Sara has a good heart of sweetness. Also funny too also!
Yeah, so apparently the impossibly hard task of getting a bill up over the speaker’s objections is “have a simple majority.” Oh … no?
Our new pal Marcie was real mean to Jared Kushner, that’s a shame.
Well that’s good.
HELLO WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON PLEASE. (Apparently it is “Russia” AND “space.”)
Sniff sniff nice time sniff.
Look at this asshole. LOL.
But for real, we really do love you, though. Thank you for being our friend.
Neglected messages...hmm. Love what you and your cast of several digits give us. Thank You.
your tabs ARE the best tabs