Wonkette's day of news is MY GOD IT NEVER ENDS.
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People are literally believing this (or pretending to).
Follow-up! She was shouted down to hell and back. That is not what they want to hear.
Republicans behaving like shitheads!
And a-two!
And a three!
And a four!
And a five! Jesus, it’s not stopping.
A one-two Nigerian president WonkTV!
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Look at this sexxy kangaroo. LOOK AT HERRRR.
See you bright and early for tabs!
"OMG It never ends" Yeah. Tell me about it! Over here, on the other side of the pond, I'm really struggling to keep up with all the the stupid and crazy shit going on in your neck of the woods. I've already had to give up work to keep up with it. I now fear I'm going to have to give up on sleep too.
Seriously... it's wearing me out. I hardly have a life any more. And I don't even live there. So I have a request:
Dear USA, please shut the fuck up with the crazy shit. It's doing my head in.
A one, two KENYAN president!