Wonkette's day of news was fighting it out for postal supremacy!

There can be only one.

Only Evan has been sending your end of day roundup newsletter at you the past few weeks. I’m tired, yes, always, and also right at end of day I’m busy with the tabs and the kids and occasionally dinner and usually a drink and also I don’t wanna.

BUT.

Today’s stories were so damn good, every single time I kept wishing I could send each of them at you. So here we are. You and me. In a newsletter thingie.

Be ready to read.

There were tabs. That’s fine, you gotta know what your day’s gonna look like. Good, bad, up and down? A day as YEESH as all others? Yes.

This Traveler's Very Simple $143,000 Mistake! Tabs, Wed., April 24, 2024

Then I sent you this one, which I figured you would like with Old Sunset Boulevard in the courtroom there.

Trump Is Loneliest, Maddest, Oldest, Most Upsettest Man Who Ever Lived

Robyn previewed this Supreme Court Idaho emergency room abortion hearing. It was important! But I had already sent you Evan’s.

Can Idaho ERs Just Let Pregnant Women Die? The Supreme Court Shall See!

Then Marcie wrote about David Pecker, a long-forgotten bit player in the Trump cinematic universe. But I had already sent you Evan’s.

Pecker Premieres

And THEN! A DOUBLE NICE TIME! Goddammit Dok!

Joe Biden Keeps Making Work Better, For Workers

Photo by David Brooke Martin on Unsplash

Get it, like the double rainbow guy? Sigh, old.

Then I was bitching about how all the posts were too good, and I wanted to send them all, and Evan helpfully informed me I’d want to send this one too.

Biden Finally Gets To Sign Ukraine Aid Bill. Buncha Republican Senators Still Too Busy Licking Putin's Boots To Vote 'Yea'

This was aggravating!

Louisiana State U Invites Big Oil To Help With Climate 'Research,' If Price Is Right

This was not ;)

Nikki Haley Still Got Almost 17 Percent Of Pennsylvania Primary Vote, How About That?

And LOLing at poor baby James.

James Comer Begging Jesus To Put His Biden Impeachment Investigation Out Of Its Misery

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