Wonkette's News of Today: Joe Biden Wants To Take Your Meet!

That song's a banger.

If you haven’t read today’s tabs already, you should do so and cry at the sweet pictures of fambly of love! (My fambly! My love!) People liked them!

The 11,000 Top Comments Wishing For A Nice Not-Dick Dad! Tabs, Thurs., June 13, 2024

So um, Kevin McCarthy tried to “play” dumb and act like he didn’t know presidents always use the little side office off the Oval for an office? And he said a very weird thing about Trump making it a gift shop? No, we don’t know either!

Kevin McCarthy Went To The White House And He Met A Lady With 200 Boobies And Then She Kissed Him!

Bloomberg is very sad about this :(

Oh, So Now We're Gonna Have TOO MANY Batteries? Well, Good!

Too many hot dog men!

Hot Dog Throat-Cramming Contest Rocked By Defection Of That One Guy Who Ate All The Hot Dogs!

Hang on, time for a musical interlude!

LOL I love that song so much!

Oh right TOP NEWS!

Supreme Court Rejects Abortion Pill Challenge, Because Quack Doctors Have No Standing

And the follow-up!

Supreme Court Still Has Abortion Case To Rule On, And It Probably Won't Be So Awesome!

This sounds like a very nice book!

BOOKBANCEPTION! Florida School District Bans Book About Book Banning

Trump wants Congress to overturn a state conviction, pretty sure that’s how that works.

Trump At Capitol Begging Mike Johnson To Overturn His Felonies, Probably Planning Some New Ones

Joe and Z shot the shit.

LIVE: Biden And Zelenskyy, Together Again. No V-E-R-G-O-G-N-A In That!

Good luck in the veepstakes, JD Vance!

The Real JD Vance Must Really Hate Donald Trump If He Liked All These Tweets

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