Wonkette's Today in News: Let's not watch the New Hampshire primary results, together!
First up, today’s the New Hampshire primary! Do we care? Not particularly! Here’s how we covered it today anyway:
and up there among the flat out dumbest things I’ve ever written:
SER brought you this morning’s tabs!
The border is a “crisis” because Republicans want it to be.
Three criminal justice stories from Robyn today, and two of them aren’t terrible!
Some non-New Hampshire electorizing!
And they’re sticking with “racism,” because that’s what works!
See you bright and early for tabs!
Don’t give the tv ratings help!
Screw that shit. Tune out, drop out!