Wonkette's Today in News: Let's not watch the New Hampshire primary results, together!

First up, today’s the New Hampshire primary! Do we care? Not particularly! Here’s how we covered it today anyway:

Trump Challenges Nikki Haley To Pick Out Which One Is ‘Camel,' Bet She Can't

Dean Phillips Condemns Whoever Said Thing About Running With No Labels, Man, Fuck THAT Guy! (It Was Dean Phillips.)

MAGA Idiots Pretty Sure Nikki Haley Not Brown Enough To Experience Racism, Is Faking It

and up there among the flat out dumbest things I’ve ever written:

Hey Let's Not Watch The New Hampshire Primary Results, Together!

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SER brought you this morning’s tabs!

36 Interesting Facts About Hotels That Aren’t Just Gross! Tabs, Tues., Jan. 23, 2024

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The border is a “crisis” because Republicans want it to be.

Trump Orders MAGA House To Tank Biden's Border Deal, Because That's How You Fix A 'Crisis'

Supreme Court Won't Let Texas Kill More Migrants With Razor Wire

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Three criminal justice stories from Robyn today, and two of them aren’t terrible!

South Carolina Woman Died Of Dehydration, Blood Clots In Jail Cell She Shouldn't Have Been In To Begin With

Supreme Court To Hear Oklahoma AG's Plea To Not Have To Kill Richard Glossip

Texas Can't Find Jurors Who Aren't Unfairly Biased Towards People Who Feed The Poor

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Some non-New Hampshire electorizing!

Shockingly, Tammy Murphy Supporters' Sopranos-Style Persuasion Tactics Not Helping Her New Jersey Senate Campaign

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And they’re sticking with “racism,” because that’s what works!

Usual Suspects Know Who Is To Blame For 'Boeing,' It Is All The Black People Who Don't Run Boeing

See you bright and early for tabs!