Arraignment Day! Wonkette Email of News For Aug. 3, 2023!

What have we got for you today my loves of love? All of it, Katie!

First, I was at a doctor’s appointment yesterday when the end of day email roundup should have gone out. Did anyone think to send it for me? PFFFT. Instead Dok sent his own story out as an email, after first trying to schedule it for two days ago, and then some other tomfoolery. Like, he made it paid comments only and some other bullshit too. I mean! So here, here’s your archive. Yesterday was Aug. 2. Knock yourself out, there were some really good ones! Now on to today!

Your tabs, messieurs et madames?

See Inside A Ghost Town Of Abandoned Mansions In China! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 3, 2023

Stupid Eric Trump having a meltdown? Aqui!

Poor Dumb Eric Doesn't Understand What's Happening To Daddy, Needs Policeman Or Grownup

This horrific fucking thing? NO BUENO.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Brings Back Oldie But Goodie: Family Separation At Border

This by SER is excellent and you should read it something something Latin here.

Tim Scott Is Not An Honorable Man

Pfft whatever.

Is Kelly Ayotte Trying To Become New Hampshire’s Next Top DeSantis?

LOL mmhmmm:

Trump Demands To Be Tried By Jury Of His White Peers, In West Virginia

Sad or something.

Idaho Abortion Laws Don't Get No Respect, I'm Tellin' Ya, No Respect At All

You tell em Liz. You tell that New York Times!

No, SHUT UP, New York Times, The First Amendment Does Not Give You The Right To Overthrow The Government.

LOL.

The 643,869 Meanest Things Bill Barr Told CNN About Trump, From 'Crimes Are Illegal' To 'Don't Do Crimes!'

LOL.

Wisconsin Supreme Court Taken Over By Liberals, So That's Illegal Obviously

And now your MAIN EVENT! Come watch with us, it’s startin NOW!