Hello, Wonkers, today was bad! We know it, you know it. At least hopefully we could make you laugh while you were yell-crying? Let’s find out.
Here’s all the Wonkette coverage of the Supreme Court, AKA the six partisan hacks who take orders from Donald Trump, plus three people who love America:
But it wasn’t just that case that was bad. There was another!
OK, need a palette cleanser? Watch the video of Steve Bannon reporting for prison, where he lives now.
Pure trolling.
Some a-holes.
Iowan a-holes.
Utahn a-holes.
Sunday a-holes.
Were there even more a-holes in TABS? Yeah probably for sure.
And finally, oh boy, we’re on chapter 35 of that serialized novel Wonkette’s been serializin’!
See you tomorrow for the next chapter of TERRIBLENESS or maybe it’ll fuckin’ chill for a week while we have a holiday. Whatever.
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Extra ketchup on the shit sandwich, giving credit where credit is due, hope King Biden applies his new special powers effectively.