It really has been a Talking Heads kind of week. Or century. Put a wiggle in your stride, Mr. Jones!
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Friday began, as every weekday does, with Tabs, today featuring a gif of a parrot on a little choo-choo train.
Canadian POTUS Mark Carney (I love this dumb joke and will not give it up) trolled Donald Trump some more over Trump’s idiot trade war and lake renaming spree. We’ll say it now: Come December, “Hydronym” will be the Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary Word of the Year.
Friend of Wonkette Denny Carter, of the Bad Faith Times, dropped by to reflect on the perennial whines by College Republicans that they are very very oppressed by censorship on campus, a thing they completely made up.
No news that RFK Jr. is a lying liar, but he also lied to Congress, and in several conceivable universes, that is a big effing crime. Just don’t hold your breath waiting for him to be held accountable.
Secretary Brainworm Lied To Congress About Anti-Vax Pilgrimage To Samoa. Turns Out, That’s Illegal!
A climate professor at West Point got fired for teaching actual climate science, so he’s suing the bastards who demanded he not mention humans’ role in climate change. No, the commander in chief can’t order the service academies to lie to cadets about science.
Treasury Secretary Howard Lutnick is Donald Trump’s most loyal fluffer, and Our Gary channels his earnest lickspittling with uncanny … nay, scary accuracy.
As a reward for making it to Friday, Hooper Yr Bartender opened Happy Hour for all. Shots fired! Or more accurately, poured!
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It's never a bad time for the Talking Heads, and I recall listening to them on repeat in the first term of his, as well. "What a Day That Was" speaks to me of late.
By the way, Paradise burned in November 2018. It was a town in northern California. It bankrupted the electric company since they caused the fire.