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Is it AOC's job to be Kevin McCarthy's mom, or is it *not* AOC's job to be Kevin McCarthy's mom?
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Shakes fist: HUNTERRRR!
We’re already warning you in the headline: This one is gross! (A “red rocket” is a peenerwanger.)
She could be my mom, that would be cool, but then she would have had me at negative-fifteen, and I think that’s inappropriate.
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He still doesn’t love you, Eric.
Eric Trump Says Daddy Can Be Speaker And Daddy Will Have The Biggest Gavel And Maybe Daddy Will Let Him Bang The Gavel And
No president is ever perfect all the time — I wouldn’t be perfect all the time, and I am perfect — but gggrrrrrrrrr.
Labor news roundup!
I have nothing but contempt for these small men.
Whiny-Mouth Bowtie Nerd Who Kicked Nancy Pelosi Out Of Her Office Was Just Obeying Kevin McCarthy's Orders
Hey, you know what’s not okay? This is not okay!
Shirtless Wisconsin Gunhumper Demands Chat With Gov. Tony Evers, As One Does. Twice, With Assault Rifle Second Time.
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